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Some Funny/Interesting/True Rules of the Internet

Napisany przez Lefty, 01-04-2019, 01:59
Some Funny/Interesting/True Rules of the Internet

Offline Lefty

#1
Tongue 
Rule 1 - Do not talk about /b/.
Rule 2 - You do NOT talk about /b/.
Rule 2.1 - Always speak /c/.
Rule 3 - We are anonymous.
Rule 5 - Anonymous does not forgive, anonymous does not forget.
Rule 8 - There are no real rules about posting.
Rulle 11 - All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. (huh)
Rule 11.1 - Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you. (huh²)
Rule 12 - Anything you say can and will be used against you. (huuuh)
Rule 13 - Anything you say can be turned into something else. (hUuH)
Rule 14 - Do not argue with trolls - if you do, it means that they win.
Rule 15 - The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
Rule 19 - The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. ([Image: HaUIpT0.jpg] well shit.)
Rule 20 - Nothing is to be taken seriously.
Rule 21 - Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
Rule 23 - Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
Rule 24 - Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 25 - Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Rule 26 - Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
Rule 29 - On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Justice Decoys.
Rule 30 - There are NO girls on the internet. (explain @Rarti)
Rule 32 - You must have pictures to prove your statements
Rule 32.5 - All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.
Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 34.2 - There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
Rule 34.3 - If it exists, there's an app for it.
Rule 34.4 - If it exists, there is a YouTube of it.
Rule 34.4x2 - If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
Rule 34.5 - If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
Rule 34.6 - If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube.
Rule 34.7 - If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.
Rule 34.8 - There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.
Rule 34.34 - Everything IRL is on the internet.
Rule 34.99 - There is a mario paint composer version of it.
Rule 35 - If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
Rule 35.2 - If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
Rule 35.3 - If there is no app for it, it will be made.
Rule 35.4 - If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
Rule 35.4x2 - If there is no Lego of it, then make one.
Rule 35.5 - If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube.
Rule 35.6 - If there is no parody of it, make one.
Rule 35.7 - If there is no Pokemon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it.
Rule 35.8 - If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
Rule 35.35 - If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
Rule 35.99 - If no mario paint composer version is found of it, it will be made.
Rule 35∞ - The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time.
Rule 36 - There will always be more drama than what you just saw.
Rule 42 - Nothing is sacred.
Rule 43 - The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 51 - No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
Rule 57 - You will never have sex.
Rule 62 - It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule 63 - For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions.
Rule 77 - The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 82 - Nobody tells the truth on the Internet.
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Online ANOD1ZE

#2
(01-04-2019, 01:59)Lefty Wrote: Rule 19 - The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. ([Image: HaUIpT0.jpg] well shit.)


Real shit
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Offline BUNNY

#3
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
dude I'm a rabbit, how do you expect me to sign
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Offline Rarti

#4
still banned, having fun? cunt.

eh, sorry for that.. see you in 2 months i hope you changed in these few months
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Offline Dr.Wpierdol

#5
(01-04-2019, 16:15)Rarti Wrote: still banned, having fun? cunt.

why be such a dick? probs some server stuff, it's dead for me a bit
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Offline Lefty

#6
(01-04-2019, 16:15)Rarti Wrote: still banned, having fun? cunt.

Ow why so toxic
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Offline HanzoITS

#7
shes a woman thats why
HZITS, Hanzo Itsuka, Colin McRae, HanzoITS
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Offline MatthewChow

#8
Billy The Cat...
The animated show.
What's of it?
Because I wanna see it.
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They sure grow giant-sized sardines on Uranus.
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Offline susis

#9
(01-04-2019, 16:15)Rarti Wrote: still banned, having fun? cunt.

calm down furry
ok
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Offline HanzoITS

#10
no gngbngs allowed here comrades, free her
HZITS, Hanzo Itsuka, Colin McRae, HanzoITS
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